The weekend kickoff: My favorite 80s "New York wedding" joke:
What are the three biggest lies about a New York wedding?
1. The church is air conditioned.
2. The bride never looked better.
3. Money doesn't matter.
Let's go backwards:
"Money doesn't matter."
"The road goes on forever, and the party never ends."
On to the After-Party ...
And then it was time to go ...
Everything all of a sudden was very funny ...
The booze began to flow ...
... more booze ...
I was thirsty ...
I got busy ...
The bride got into it ...
The bride's dog was unruly.
The church was air conditioned.
The bride never looked better.
